A Universal Greeting

goodnight

dont let the chinchillas bite

Haiiii parkerrrr

good morning, bad afternoon, and cloudless night

girl what

lol

idk

lmao

mhm

my computer sounds like a jet engine now

Thats sad

loser

idgaf

mhm mhm ok

also my dad kinda thinks im a psychopath cuz i have the tendency to kinda like manipulate n shit

oh

yeah...

but uh i don't think i am one

right...

yeah

yay...

..

i just found the most depressing desmos graph

oh well

damn

it snowed a little today and the snowflakes were perfect

ooh

thats cute

gimme some of that snow tho

you can have it

were getting 15 more inches

15 inches is a lot

yeah and we already have so much

i'd still take a few inches

im sick of this perfect weather. gimme some of that snowwww

yeah you can have some

it's in the high 60s rn

slight breeze

not a single cloud in sight

gimme some shitty weather pls

you can have it

gimme now

take it

but how

i cant mysteriously take snow clouds and teleport them across the continent

i cant hand them over either

uhhhh

damn it

i want snowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

i just saw a guy kinda like vaporize a bunch of pennies with 400 car batteries

im lwk devestated

140000 amps and they're gone

about a third of them survived tho