Equation jokes
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
(6x9)+6+9=69
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
Celebrate-By- watersharky Productions and Pitbull- Mr. Worldwide Let's celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. We've been around the world, same song. Work hard, play hard, all day long. All the continents get jealous over me. You can see me 3D overseas. If you know me then you know where to find me Off in the Bahamas with a bad one behind me. Now live it up, live it up, live it up Baby pick it up, pick it up, pick it up And we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up I've been patiently waiting for you to shake and shake it Make it or take it The point is we made it Courted by the game, call us Tom Brady And it's not our fault that we have all the ladies But it's hard to see these ladies when your middle name's Equator All around the globe, matter fact see your later They're great, we're great at world war, dominators And we're also some smooth operators, and we gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom That's the way we like to play We gon' Boom boom around the world Boom boom no kidding girl Boom boom that's the way we like to play I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Turn it up Live it up (Live it up), don't let life live you (Live you) It's a good time (Good time), so we give you (Give you) Now live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up, live it up What you wanna do? I just wanna celebrate. I just wanna celebrate. Tonight we're making history. I just wanna celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate. Turn it up Let's celebrate.
3+3=****
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo momma so fat, her belt size is E for Equator.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.