
Velociraptor jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Did you know
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Community talk
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more


