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Dinosaur

6 years ago

What dinosaur loves music?

The velociRAPtor!

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    Kid

    2 years ago

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    A person is shown with arms raised and a face contorted as if they are screaming, accompanied by the text "Me: I'm starting an important video conference so please keep it down. My kid: ok! My kid behind me 10 seconds later: [velociraptor screeches]"
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    Dinosaur

    1 year ago

    What do you call a dinosaur that raps?

    A VELOCI-RAPPER!

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    Distance

    1 year ago
    A white silhouette of a velociraptor is displayed above a mathematical equation that reads "Velociraptor = Distanceraptor / Timeraptor". The background is black.
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    • Dinosaur

    4 months ago

    Did you know

    A screenshot of a Google search for "types of dinosaurs." Below the search bar are images of dinosaurs with the labels "Velociraptor", "Spinosaurus", "Brachiosaurus", "Tyrannosaurus rex", "Diplodocus", "Brontosaurus", "Dilophosaurus", "Allosaurus", "Carnotaurus", and "Giganotosaurus", along with an image of three parakeets labeled "Birds", and an image of a chicken labeled "Chicken".
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