Velociraptor jokes
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
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When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more