Envy jokes
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
Who I wish I was
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