Sketchy dude: you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die Me: if i push it more than once do i get more money Sketchy dude: yes but more people die Me: *rapidly pushes button* this is how you solve world hunger. Sketchy dude: ... wtf, your insane. Me: ...
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
to be brutally honest i think his wife let him die for money cos they could just plug him back in, surely they have an android cable about?
