Envy Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Wine

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Three bottles of wine are placed next to each other with different labels. The label of the left bottle shows a black-and-white face with an eye and the word 'Envy'. The label of the middle bottle shows a pair of lips and the word 'Desire'. The label of the right bottle shows a face with an eye and the word 'Sweet Revenge'. Each bottle is marked with a price tag of 9.49 dollars. The text reads 'Sweet White Wine from Michigan St Julian', 'Sweet Rose Wine from Michigan St Julian' and 'Sweet Red Wine from Michigan St Julian'. There is a white box in the background with 'CHARDONNAY CALIFORNIA' written on it.

Neighbor

Me when my neighbor buys a new Bugatti.

A picture of a Wojak character wearing a black beanie and hoodie, with a cigarette in his mouth. The background is a dark blue with rain drops.

Wish

Who I wish I was

A young boy with brown hair and blue eyes wearing a gray hoodie and several bracelets on his wrist.

Jokes

Race

Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?

Because he successfully finished a race!

Stripper

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

Emo

I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"