Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
Sometimes I am happy and there are times I envy my dog 🤧
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
