Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
Sometimes I get jealous when I see a gravestone.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
The man was dangling by a string! ... I was jealous the day he died
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
Sometimes I am happy and there are times I envy my dog 🤧
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
