How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
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Hey I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive, unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you at least.
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awsome!🔥🔥
Men play video games to let their inner child out while women do abortion
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub? Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming
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On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
i’ve tryed to like all of your jokes they are funny 😆 and joshisboss you are awesome keep up the good work 👍🏻
Well I saw a stripper and she was try out bread
