Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected"
ButtStomper
How comes if you bite your tongue by accident it hurts but if you bite your tongue on purpose it doesnt? Also why are you biting your tongue right now?
Why did the football player go to the bank? To get his quarter back
Im so good at sleeping, i can do it with my eyes closed.
I have some jokes abput unemployed people, but none of them work.
Yo mama so fat, when God said 'let there be light' He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down she sits next to everyone
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating survice, they ended up matching her up with pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat she fell of the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
What do you call a nun on a bike? Virgin mobile
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Yo mama so clumsy she gave birth to you.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
I Didnt ask:❌️
Im sorry but it doesnt seem that anyone meeded this information and there doesnt seem to be any chance anyone will need this imformation in the future: ✔️
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.