Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
ButtStomper
How comes if you bite your tongue by accident it hurts but if you bite your tongue on purpose it doesnt? Also why are you biting your tongue right now?
What do you call a nun on a bike? Virgin mobile
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Yo mama so clumsy she gave birth to you.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
I Didnt ask:❌️
Im sorry but it doesnt seem that anyone meeded this information and there doesnt seem to be any chance anyone will need this imformation in the future: ✔️
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Yo mama so fat when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awsome!🔥🔥
Americans: i will cook the pizza Italians: I Cooka De Pizza