Justin Bieber
Entertainment Jokes
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
What are you on? YouTube.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Chuck Norris once pissed in the tank of a semi as a joke.
It is now known as Optimus Prime.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
