Emotion jokes

So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?

Me: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Me: No-one.

Person: No-one who?

Me:...........

I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

My heart is like a plane.

It crashes every once in a while.

Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?

Because their parents were in a jam.

What do you call my sister?

Suicidal.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?

A: Give them a Happy Meal.

Depression :)

Me :D

I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.

My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.

"Like if u cry everytime."