Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
Wanna come hang out with me?
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Why can't I get a girlfriend?
Because I'm a beta male simp.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb None they just like hanging in the dark
Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? A bowling ball doesnt cry when you put your fingers in it.
Nana When Zane Kisses Her In Her Mind: [Insert Chiwawa Scream]
We gate.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕
U can vent here idc.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
