Emotion jokes

Hi 👋 I love you!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.

What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?

No one cries when they cut up the viola.

I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.

Onions was such a good dog.

Why am I so sad?

Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.

I hate nightmares.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!

Don’t cry when you attend my funeral, I was dead long ago so why cry now?

What do depressed people use for emotions online?

They use EMOjis.

What do you call your angry French aunt?

A crossaunt.

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

Even a psychopath is sympathetic when an onion self-harms!

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."