Emotion jokes

Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!

Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!

Kenya stop smiling and start dying!

Tenya, why are you so mean!

Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!

Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!

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So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?

I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

Me: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Me: No-one.

Person: No-one who?

Me:...........

My heart is like a plane.

It crashes every once in a while.

Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.

The man was dangling by a string!

I was jealous the day he died.

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?

Because their parents were in a jam.

What do you call my sister?

Suicidal.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

What kills you?

Suicide.

Can emos eat happy meals?

"Like if u cry everytime."

My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.