My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Emotion Jokes
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
I hate life, and I'm gay.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Depression :)
Me :D
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Can emos eat happy meals?
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
