Emotion jokes

Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!

Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!

Kenya stop smiling and start dying!

Tenya, why are you so mean!

Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!

Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!

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So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?

Me: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Me: No-one.

Person: No-one who?

Me:...........

My heart is like a plane.

It crashes every once in a while.

I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.

The man was dangling by a string!

I was jealous the day he died.

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?

Because their parents were in a jam.

What do you call my sister?

Suicidal.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.