Emotion jokes
Worried I am dead.
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
I don’t love being bored.
When you think she likes someone else
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
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What's the difference between a bay and an onion?
I cry when I cut into an onion.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
Wade likes Luiz!
I'm just gonna say it, and don't get offended, but I'm so sick of the media being on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male.
Yes, women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth, etc.
But men have it pretty hard too, if not harder. Males are criticized for showing emotions.
Men have to go to war on the front lines.
Boys have less support from their friends because showing any emotion is a sign of weakness.
Boys have to wear trousers in schools where they practically burn to death in summer, meanwhile girls get to wear dresses and skirts. And now we hear girls complaining about them not being allowed to wear trousers. Yet we haven't ever heard anything about boys protesting about wearing shorts to school. It's because no one will take a man's protest seriously because the media is always against the men.
Man-rape is unheard of in the media, and I've never seen anything in any form of news accusing a woman as a rapist.
We are expected to gather up our guts [and] ask a girl to be their girlfriend. We have to take them on dates, pay the bill, [and] buy them gifts when the girls never do anything like that for us males. We have to get a job while they put on makeup and go out with their friends and spend 3 months' worth of the money the man has made.
And the women say we only rape women and that we restrict women from doing certain things like fighting in world wars.
It's because most males do not want females to get hurt, yet we are criticized for this.
I propose an idea that on the 19th of September every year (until we get the point across) all males do not go to work, etc.
Who's going to put out all the fires? The two "firewomen" at the local fire station? Who is going to work in the major corporations? The secretary's and the receptionist?
Women are always saying that the world will be a better place if they're are no men around. Let's show them how wrong they are.
(This event can be done worldwide.)
Share this with as many people who still believe in the rights of the males.
(I'm not against feminism; it's just that everything in the media is about some stupid problem women are complaining about + hatred for males everywhere.
But I think that nowadays women have more rights than men because they can wear what they want, do what they want, and never get criticized or face any consequences.)
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
I asked for emotional support. They handed me a mirror and said, "Talk to someone who cares."
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.