Emotion jokes

Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!

Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!

Kenya stop smiling and start dying!

Tenya, why are you so mean!

Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!

Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!

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So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?

My heart is like a plane.

It crashes every once in a while.

Me: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Me: No-one.

Person: No-one who?

Me:...........

I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.

The man was dangling by a string!

I was jealous the day he died.

Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?

Because their parents were in a jam.

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

What do you call my sister?

Suicidal.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."

Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?

A: Give them a Happy Meal.