Emotion jokes

Me: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Me: No-one.

Person: No-one who?

Me:...........

I love breakups. My ex-girlfriends always end up in pieces.

My heart is like a plane.

It crashes every once in a while.

Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*

Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

The man was dangling by a string!

I was jealous the day he died.

Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?

Because their parents were in a jam.

What do you call my sister?

Suicidal.

I hate life, and I'm gay.

What does the depressed person say to the happy person?

"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.

Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?

A: Give them a Happy Meal.

One day a man buys a rope to commit suicide, but his friend stops him.

They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.

There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)

What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?

Murder.

Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!

I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."