Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
I'm all panic and no disco.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
