Emotion jokes
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
Hi... I'm depressed.
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Depresso Exspresso let's be friends, please.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.
I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.