Emoś jokes
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.