Emoś jokes
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.