Emoś jokes
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"