Emoś jokes
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."
Emos love jumping for joy.
Don't give emos crack, they're high enough.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.