Emoś jokes
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
I wish all my grass was emo.
It would cut itself.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
You are emo.