Emoś jokes
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.