Emoś jokes
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just cry in darkness.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What do you call an annoying emo kid?
A nuisance.
Imagine being emo.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win