Emoś jokes
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.