Emoś jokes
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.