Emoś jokes
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why does the emo's mom like taking her son to the store?
Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts!
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?