Emoś jokes
How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
Emo people totally suck!
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Nah, they eat emo meals.