Emoś jokes
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
Why do emos love jumping in water?
Because it involves a rope.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
Emo people totally suck!
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.