Emoś jokes
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What do emos do?
Hang.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.