Emoś jokes
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Emo people totally suck!
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.