Emoś jokes
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Nah, they eat emo meals.
Emo people totally suck!
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.