Emoś jokes
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.