Emoś jokes
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.