Emoś jokes
Q. Why did the emo not like his AirBnB?
A. There wasn't enough carbon monoxide in the suite.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
The emo kid wanted a high five. I left him hanging, so did the tree.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
What kills you?
Suicide.