Emoś jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"