Emoś jokes
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.