Emoś jokes

What is an emo's favorite place?

Niagara Falls.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

What do you call two emos spending time together?

Hanging out.

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)

I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!

Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."

What do me and an emo kid have in common:

We both like to hang.

I should probably stop making emo jokes.

They just don't seem to cut it anymore.

The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.

What's the difference between a bird and an emo?

Birds fly.

I took my friend skydiving once, and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute. Then I remembered he was emo.

How can you tell what kind of emo you are?

By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.

I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."

Emo

Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.