Emoś jokes
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
Wears pink.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
I'm emo, by the way.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
what happens when the president turns emo?
the great depression.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.