Emoś jokes

What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"

What makes emos jump?

Bridges.

The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.

How do you make an emo jump?

A bridge.

I gave an emo kid money.

He gave me the great depression.

What do apples and emos have in common?

They both hang from trees.

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?

The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.

The Emo kid was late to his flight, so he needed to cut to the chase.

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."

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What jumps higher than a basketball player?

An emo kid, they never touch the ground.

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

Why can’t an emo have sex?

They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

What do emos and a bird nest have in common?

They both hang from a tree.