Emoś jokes
My emo friend got jealous when my phone died.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
Why do people want their grass to be emo?
So the grass will cut itself.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
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I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."