Emoś jokes
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
My Emo friend was coming over to my house. When he got there, he said, "Got a rope?" I asked why, and he said, "I want to make a swing."
Why does the emo kid skip class?
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
Emo
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.