Emoś jokes
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.