Emoś jokes
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.