Emoś jokes
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...