Emoś jokes
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Like if you meet someone emo.
I joined an emo class today. The first lesson I learned was slice and dice and let it flow.