Emoś jokes
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple? The apple falls from the tree.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why do trees never call emo kids? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.