Emoś jokes
Like if you know someone emo.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Why do emos cut themselves?
To play noughts and crosses.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Ur mom is emo.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.