Emoś jokes
Like if you know someone emo.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.