Emoś jokes
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Ur mom is emo.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.