Emoś jokes
Like if you know someone emo.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Ur mom is emo.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.