Emoś jokes
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.