Emoś jokes
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Can emos eat happy meals?
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.