Emoś jokes
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.