Emoś jokes
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!