Emoś jokes
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who made it to the floor first?
The leaf. The emo kid was caught on a rope.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Can emos eat happy meals?
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
An emo and a leaf fall out of a tree. Which hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.