Emoś jokes
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What do you call a group of emos? Suicide Squad.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.