Emoś jokes
What's the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.