Emoś jokes
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Only if onions were emo, they'd cut themselves.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
A: Nothing! He was hung over.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Why do people want emo grass? Because it'll cut itself.
Q: I wish my grass was emo.
A: Then it would cut itself.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!