Emoś jokes
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
Me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying, "I like ya cut g."
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.