Emoś jokes
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?
Nothing, she was hung over.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Emos,
They're always a cut above the rest.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.