Emoś jokes
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.