Emoś jokes
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.