Emoś jokes
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.