Emoś jokes
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do emo kids cost so much?
Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.