Emoś jokes
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
A blind kid accidentally touches the emo kid's wrist and says, "I'm not reading all of that!"
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
An emo girl and a squirrel both fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The squirrel. The rope stops the emo girl.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.