How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Emo Jokes
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
