Emo jokes
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
the emo is here and tired
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!