Emo Jokes

Cut

Anonymous

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Kid

Anonymous

I got detention for giving a emo kid a happy meal

Jack

I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid

Omnom

How do emos propose

Would you like to join my family tree

BOBBBBB

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.

Orphan

Anonymous

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

bad jokes

whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.

Rope

Anonymous

a leaf and a emo fall from a tree who its the ground first...

the leaf the rope stopped the emo

Hang

Anonymous

i was walking today and i saw a emo with a noose looking up at a tree i simply said " hang on there bud!"

Anonymous

What happed when the emo went through the self checkout two beeps went off.

AdmiralKizaru

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

Darkness

Anonymous

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

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DEEZ

the more emos there are the less emos there are

Ramen

What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none

ItzRadical

What do u call a group of emos?

Limited Edition

Boham

I was gonna walk up to a emo and say do you get jealous when your phone dies

Man

Anonymous

Why did the man fall into a well ? He couldn’t see that well