Emo Jokes

How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired

I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos

Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.

i wish my grass was emo then it would cut itself

What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?

It left him hanging

what do you call a depressed emo ,dead

a leaf and a emo fall from a tree who its the ground first...

the leaf the rope stopped the emo

I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

what do you call an emo that likes pizza? a pizza cutter

What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none

gay

Like if you love food!!

why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string

how many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?

none, because they all cry in the dark

I wish my dad was home I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008

What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

what game does an emo love

hang man