how many EMO KIDS DOES IT to screw in a light bulb? none they all sit in the dark and cry

why do emos like circles because they can hang out with them

Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.

Only if Onions were emo, they’d cut themselves

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Just cut the rope.

I wish the grass outside of my house is emo, because it would cut itself

A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?

The leaf. The rope stopped the emo

What’s an Emo’s favourite drink?

Water, JK it’s cyanide

My friend told me an emo joke once and I said ¨emo jokes aren´t funny, cut it out¨

one day i walk up to a emo kid i realized he had a fresh cut so i grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him i like ya cuts g

How do you make a emo jump

A cliff

there’s two types of emo people

1. people that cut side to side

2. and people that cut up and down

the most efficient is up and down

So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.

what did the emo say before he crossed the road?

Fuck my life

What do you call a group of teenage emo’s?

Suicide squad.

the emo kid wanted a high five i left him hanging so did the tree

What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree

The tree leaves them hanging

Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck

Q. How do U get the emo out of the tree

A. Cut the rope

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself