Emo Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

I got detention for giving a emo kid a happy meal

I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid

How do emos propose

Would you like to join my family tree

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.

a leaf and a emo fall from a tree who its the ground first...

the leaf the rope stopped the emo

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo

Cutting-edge Technology

i was walking today and i saw a emo with a noose looking up at a tree i simply said " hang on there bud!"

What happed when the emo went through the self checkout two beeps went off.

What's an emo's favorite game?

Limbo.

(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

the more emos there are the less emos there are

What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none

What do u call a group of emos?

Limited Edition

I was gonna walk up to a emo and say do you get jealous when your phone dies

Why did the man fall into a well ? He couldn’t see that well

John Lennon: What a nice view

John walked outside.

He got shot

:skull:

why did the emo kid hate the nun (cuz NUN of them where emo)