Emo jokes
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.