Emo Jokes

I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.

I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

i was walking today and i saw a emo with a noose looking up at a tree i simply said " hang on there bud!"