Emo jokes

Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

What's an emo's least favorite show?

Dr. Phil.

How do emos compliment each other?

They say, "I like your cuts g."

The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.

What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?

A toaster.

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself.

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.

You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.

What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.

What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.