I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? i tried to lighten up his day.
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
What happed when the emo went through the self checkout two beeps went off.
the more emos there are the less emos there are
emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.
I was gonna walk up to a emo and say do you get jealous when your phone dies
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
What do u call a group of emos?
Limited Edition
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!!
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
How do you make a emo jump
A cliff
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
i was walking today and i saw a emo with a noose looking up at a tree i simply said " hang on there bud!"
like this if one of your family members is emo!!!!
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired
