Emo Jokes

Anonymous

what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak

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Ramen

How do you make a emo jump

A cliff

Alexkila

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself.

igloo and you

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo’s World

Zzombee

What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos

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fake depression for friends

the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos

Foodlover321

Like if you love food!!

Fire

Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck

Theonlyinposter

Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

Tree

The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

Ramen

I wish my dad was home I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008

Anonymous

gay

The kid

Emo girls be like- how much am I worth… Girl scan the code on your wrist

Kamikaze

me running after slapping the emo kid’s wrist and saying i like ya cut g

What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none

whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil

Mnorman0500
in Dark Humor

Why couldn’t the emo kid hang himself?

After eating through his feelings the belt wouldn’t fit around his neck

How do win an argument against an emo? Kick the chair!

georgy t

what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression

Emo bar code scanner

Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired