Emo jokes
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
What is an Emo’s favourite music element?
Self harmony.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
The TRICKSTER
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What's an Emo's favorite drink?
Water, JK it's cyanide.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.