whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
Emo Jokes
I’m made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
I asked a emo do they get jealous when their phone dies
a leaf and a emo fall from a tree who its the ground first…
the leaf the rope stopped the emo
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
What do you call a flat chested emo girl
A cutting board
What is an Emo’s favourite music element
Self harmony
i wish my grass was emo then it would cut itself
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging
What’s the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
why do emos like yo-yo’s? cos they get strangled by the string