What’s an emo person’s least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.

What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes

why did the emo kid try high five the tree

so it can hang him

I wish my dad was home I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008

How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.

what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??

Suicide squad

me running after slapping the emo kid’s wrist and saying i like ya cut g

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope

How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

what game do emo kids love the most… hangman

whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights

they are both going to be hanging from a tree

Whats the best part about having emo grass?

It cuts itself!!

I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.

Emo t shirt: EXISTENCE IS FUTILE.

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

i wish my grass was emo then it would cut itself

the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around

I see them hang all day

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?

The feather because the emo is hung in the tree