the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo’s World
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
What is an Emo’s favourite music element
Self harmony
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself.
What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay
I wish my dad was home I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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I got detention for giving a emo kid a happy meal
whats the difference between life and death......life hurts
