Emo Jokes

Alexkila

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself.

Anonymous

Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

Anonymous

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

kiana
in Dark Humor

How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g

who_asked7

You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope

AFellowPerson
in Depression

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo

Cutting-edge Technology

NothingToSeeHere21

Why did the emo leave the bar?

Because it was happy hour.

AdmiralKizaru
in America

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

America's Funniest Home Videos

Anonymous

If u kill an emo Is it an assist kill?

DTHOMAS
in Depression

An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging

Anonymous
in Depression

What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay

w you always lying

I asked a emo do they get jealous when their phone dies

Anonymous
in Darkness

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

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yea
in Depression

whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights

they are both going to be hanging from a tree

whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil

Anonymous
in Depression

how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.

what game do emo kids love the most.. hangman

Mysterion
in Puns

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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Anonymous

What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes

Anonymous

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope