Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging
What is an Emo’s favourite music element
Self harmony
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g
Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself.
I wish my dad was home I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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I got detention for giving a emo kid a happy meal
whats the difference between life and death......life hurts
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself
So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
