Emo jokes
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"
When you can't pick
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!