Emo Jokes

yea
in Depression

whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights

they are both going to be hanging from a tree

GayMelon
in Depression

I’m made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.

Anonymous
in Depression

Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.

School Shooter Memes

When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

Anonymous

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope

Alexkila

why don’t emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

Omnom

How do emos propose

Would you like to join my family tree

that emo

what do you call a depressed emo ,dead

Anonymous

What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes

w you always lying

I asked a emo do they get jealous when their phone dies

Anonymous

a leaf and a emo fall from a tree who its the ground first…

the leaf the rope stopped the emo

Anonymous

What do you call the whole population turning into emos?

The Great Depression.

Anonymous

I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

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Anonymous

What do you call a flat chested emo girl

A cutting board

Anonymous

What is an Emo’s favourite music element

Self harmony

Anonymous

i wish my grass was emo then it would cut itself

Mnorman0500
in Dark Humor

What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?

It left him hanging

Anonymous

What’s the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.

creeeeeeaaaaaam
in Depression

why do emos like yo-yo’s? cos they get strangled by the string

what game do emo kids love the most… hangman