Emo Jokes

Alan_Byt

A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her

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Wooster

in Depression

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

Climbing

Anonymous

Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing

Self Harm

Anonymous

What is an Emo’s favourite music element

Self harmony

The kid

Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist

Curlyf...9000

What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

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MatthewMan

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

DTHOMAS

in Depression

An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging

Depression

Anonymous

What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay

boi

what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

showing them the ropes.

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Cut

Anonymous

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

Hang

Anonymous

Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

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Mysterion

in Puns

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

5

Tommaso

What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.

kiana

in Dark Humor

How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g

Difference

Anonymous

whats the difference between life and death......life hurts

Hatchet_Ninja

How do emo's compliment each other?

They say " I like your cuts g"

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School Shooter Memes

When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

Offensive

Anonymous

When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd