Emo Jokes

A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing

What is an Emo’s favourite music element

Self harmony

Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist

What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging

What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay

what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

showing them the ropes.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.

How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g

whats the difference between life and death......life hurts

How do emo's compliment each other?

They say " I like your cuts g"

I asked a emo do they get jealous when their phone dies

When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.

When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd