Emo Jokes

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself.

Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g

You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo

Cutting-edge Technology

Why did the emo leave the bar?

Because it was happy hour.

What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?

America's Funniest Home Videos

If u kill an emo Is it an assist kill?

An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging

What's great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay

I asked a emo do they get jealous when their phone dies

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights

they are both going to be hanging from a tree

whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil

how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.

what game do emo kids love the most.. hangman

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope