Cut

a bad joke

What’s an emo person’s least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.

Similarity

Anonymous

What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes

High

Anonymous

why did the emo kid try high five the tree

so it can hang him

Dad

Ramen

I wish my dad was home I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008

Chair

Anonymous

How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.

Group

shrek

what do you get when you mix up a group of emos??

Suicide squad

Cut

Kamikaze

me running after slapping the emo kid’s wrist and saying i like ya cut g

Hit

Anonymous

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope

Cry

Mrs light chocolate

How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.

Game

what game do emo kids love the most… hangman

Depression

yea

whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights

they are both going to be hanging from a tree

Grass

Anonymous

Whats the best part about having emo grass?

It cuts itself!!

0

Cut

Anonymous

I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.

Puns

Wolffe

Emo t shirt: EXISTENCE IS FUTILE.

Cut

Anonymous

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

Dark Humor

Anonymous

i wish my grass was emo then it would cut itself

Kid

fake depression for friends

the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos

Hang

Ramen

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around

I see them hang all day

Cut

Ramen

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Darkness

Anonymous

What hits the ground first the feather or the emo?

The feather because the emo is hung in the tree