Emo Jokes

Anonymous

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

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Mechanical Manic

I'm starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.

Alexkila

I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco

👍🏼

Anonymous

How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.

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Anonymous
in Depression

Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.

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Wooster
in Depression

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

Anonymous

What is an Emo’s favourite music element

Self harmony

Anonymous

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Curlyf...9000

What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.

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igloo and you

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo’s World

Anonymous

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

boi

what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

showing them the ropes.

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How do emo's compliment each other?

They say " I like your cuts g"

Omnom

How do emos propose

Would you like to join my family tree

James

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

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Anonymous

Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing

Anonymous
in Offensive

When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

Fire

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

DEEZ

the more emos there are the less emos there are