Emo jokes
Me: Man, I wish my clothes were emo.
Friend: Why?
Me: So they would hang themselves.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Suicidal Thots.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"