I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, “I like ya cut g.” And I slapped him. I don’t know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
What do you call an emo strip club?
what do you call a depressed emo ,dead
What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos
What’s an emo’s favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
a leaf and a emo fall from a tree who its the ground first…
the leaf the rope stopped the emo
Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
why do emos like yo-yo’s? cos they get strangled by the string
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
How do emo’s compliment each other?
They say " I like your cuts g"
what happens when a emo kid try’s to Hight five you??? you leave him hanging
What’s great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay
What do you call a annoying emo kid, a nuseance