Emo jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
lol anons are idiots
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.