How do emo’s compliment each other?
They say " I like your cuts g"
What’s an emo’s favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What do you call an emo strip club?
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, “I like ya cut g.” And I slapped him. I don’t know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it’s a pinata… BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
I started an emo salsa band We’re called Hispanic at the Disco
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
What jumps and never let’s go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Why do Emos want to be the “Scene” these days?
The only thing I’ve “Scene” from them is their suicide rate climbing, it’s starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What’s great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out… The tree ghosted her
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.