Cut

Anonymous

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, “I like ya cut g.” And I slapped him. I don’t know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

High

Tree

The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

Club

Ramen

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots

Depression

that emo

what do you call a depressed emo ,dead

America

Zzombee

What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos

0

Cut

Anonymous

What’s an emo’s favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

Time

James

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope

1

Offensive

Anonymous

When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd

Fall

Anonymous

a leaf and a emo fall from a tree who its the ground first…

the leaf the rope stopped the emo

Depression

Anonymous

Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.

Sadness

Anonymous

I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

0

Depression

creeeeeeaaaaaam

why do emos like yo-yo’s? cos they get strangled by the string

Grass

Who’s asking

Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.

4

Hang

Anonymous

Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

Depression

DTHOMAS

An Emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five… the tree left her hanging

Puns

Mysterion

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

5

Cut

How do emo’s compliment each other?

They say " I like your cuts g"

Gun

Anonymous

what happens when a emo kid try’s to Hight five you??? you leave him hanging

Depression

Anonymous

What’s great about an emo pizza? It cuts its self yay

Annoying

XxxegelordxxX

What do you call a annoying emo kid, a nuseance