Emo jokes
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What are the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights?
They are both going to be hanging from a tree.