Emo Jokes

Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over.

the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos

Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves

What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes

how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.

Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope

Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?

A: Wanna hang out?

How do you win an argument against a emo? kick the chair.

whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.

So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles… except cancer.

I wish my dad was home I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008

What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo’s World

like if you know someone that is emo