Emo

Emo Jokes

whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights

they are both going to be hanging from a tree

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?

showing them the ropes.

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Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing