If u kill an emo Is it an assist kill?
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her
What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
showing them the ropes.
How do emo's compliment each other?
They say " I like your cuts g"
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
When ur fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now u gotta fight the suicide squd
the emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the oreos
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo’s World
Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
