why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
credits: to my freind
My girl freind called me a cock sucker but HEY 20 dollars is 20 dollars
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
your forehead and your hairline must be great freinds cuz they go way back
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
so i went to my freinds house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out i dont like visitors.
Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail
A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other freind about what they must cherish. One says he cherishes his family the other cherishes his parents and a man comes in points at the chair’s and says “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.
Yesterday on the school bus my freind infront of me said she was 41% irish and 15% Mexican then my freind siting next to me said “wow almost half leprechaun” then I said “yeah and 15 percent wall climber”
My orphan terrorist freind is on the tv..... i think he blew up
My Freind: Your Ugly The Ophanage: That's What I said To All My Children
hey gwen... I had a freind named gwen in preschool. The preschool was cascade christian and in washington (wich is close to oragan, I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot but I think you might be the same gwen. if not, ok.
why did the number 10 make freinds with 0 because you have $100 dolars
my freind told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yetis eye so i said to my freind did the yeti kiss but my freind said no the yeti have to play games every single day or the yeti will die.
My freind Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time"
i asked my freind cammy waht is 55+68 and he was to say it in words he replyed whith swebin
