why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
your forehead and your hairline must be great freinds cuz they go way back
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail
A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other freind about what they must cherish. One says he cherishes his family the other cherishes his parents and a man comes in points at the chair’s and says “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.
Yesterday on the school bus my freind infront of me said she was 41% irish and 15% Mexican then my freind siting next to me said “wow almost half leprechaun” then I said “yeah and 15 percent wall climber”
My Freind: Your Ugly The Ophanage: That's What I said To All My Children
My orphan terrorist freind is on the tv..... i think he blew up
hey gwen... I had a freind named gwen in preschool. The preschool was cascade christian and in washington (wich is close to oragan, I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot but I think you might be the same gwen. if not, ok.
why did the number 10 make freinds with 0 because you have $100 dolars
my freind told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yetis eye so i said to my freind did the yeti kiss but my freind said no the yeti have to play games every single day or the yeti will die.
i asked my freind cammy waht is 55+68 and he was to say it in words he replyed whith swebin
My freind Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time"
