why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
Depression, I got it.
A girlfriend, don't got it.
A life, don't got it.
Help, got it.
Friends, don't got it.
Family, I got it.
Best of all, depression, I got it!!!!!!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
My girlfriend called me a cocksucker, but hey, 20 dollars is 20 dollars.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
your forehead and your hairline must be great freinds cuz they go way back
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other friend about what they must cherish.
One says he cherishes his family, the other cherishes his parents, and a man comes in, points at the chair and says, “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
