Emo jokes
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
There was a guy called John.
What is a monkey with a head?
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.