Emo jokes
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.