Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
How do emos propose?
"Would you like to join my family tree?"
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board!
