Emo jokes
What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
There was a guy called John.
What is a monkey with a head?
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Remember 2000? It was scary.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.