If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
What game do emo kids hate the most??? Life
Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?
He made the cut
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd?
It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
