Elmos jokes
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.