What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.