Elmos jokes

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?

Lights are hanging.

Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.

Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.

Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?

Kid: I don't know.

Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.

Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.

*Officer arrests Elmo*

Elmo: But who wants tickles?

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"

Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."

What does "Keo" stand for?

Kick Elmo more.

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo's World.

What do you call a group of Emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

What jumps and never let's go?

An Emo kid.

I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

Dead.

Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.