Elmos jokes
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
come to papa
COME TO PAPA
Community talk
THE PLAN:
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Hey guys! Halloween's in like, a day, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!
2 M&M's
Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)
The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2
Tomato sauce and mustard 😂
Devil and an angel
Cloud and lighting
A plant and a watering can
This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pe… Read more
Hey guys! Halloween's coming up, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!
2 M&M's
Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)
The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2
Tomato sauce and mustard 😂
Devil and an angel
Cloud and lighting
A plant and a watering can
This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pepsi c… Read more