What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Elmos Jokes
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
partying with elmo
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
