Elmos jokes
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
Memes
partying with elmo
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Memes
Community
THE PLAN:
Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."
Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect o… Read more
Hey guys! Halloween's in like, a day, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!
2 M&M's
Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)
The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2
Tomato sauce and mustard 😂
Devil and an angel
Cloud and lighting
A plant and a watering can
This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pe… Read more
Hey guys! Halloween's coming up, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!
2 M&M's
Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)
The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2
Tomato sauce and mustard 😂
Devil and an angel
Cloud and lighting
A plant and a watering can
This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pepsi c… Read more