Elmos

Elmos Jokes

What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.

roses or red voilets are blue the childern are fast but elmo is faster bow down to your master

Elmo- welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia

dude- why are we close to Disneyland.

kid- I don't know. Elmo- rule 1 you must not tell the afforests or Bob Iger about us.

meanwhile Officer- come on Elmo you're going to prison. *Officer arrests Elmo* Elmo- But who wants Tickels.