Muppet jokes
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
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Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
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What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
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A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
