Muppet jokes
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
