5+ Best Muppet Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Miss Piggy

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.

Commitment

Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?

He doesn't like commitment.

Orphan

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

Memes

Illusion

A person sits on a public bench in what appears to be a waiting area. Due to the angle and the person's clothing and hairstyle, a visual illusion makes their head look like a Muppet character with large, round eyes and fluffy hair. Above the image, text reads: "my high ass thought this old lady was a muppet 😂🤣".

Factory

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

Emo

What do you call an emo's face?

Elmo's son.

Midget

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

Kermit's Finger

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

Sesame Street

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo's World.

Smurf

Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!

Meat

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Memes

Wife

A still from a television program showing two muppets. Grover wears a blond wig and a brown jacket, while the other one is blue with a brown wig. The text says: "Grover mocks Mr. Johnson by dressing up as his dead wife."

Gordon Ramsay

A meme with a pink background and an image of Gordon Ramsay's face in the top right corner. The text on the image says, "build a gordon ramsay insult". The meme has three columns under the "this is you" format to build an insult, the columns are organized by digit of birth date or like.

Cocaine

Ernie looks surprised at a rectangular package while Bert stands next to him. The text says: "Ernie is astonished at the size of the brick of cocaine Bert managed to buy with this month's rent money."

Mom

A picture of Kermit the Frog looking shocked or surprised, slightly angled, with a shower or faucet in the background. The text reads "WHEN YOUR MOM ROAST YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR SQUAD."

King

Victim

Simple, right?

A top-down view of a long, white, concrete spiral stairwell. The character Kermit the Frog is shown blurred and falling down the stairwell. Text near Kermit reads "9/11 victim," and text at the bottom center reads "Floor."