Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
