Education

Education Jokes

Board

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Stereotype

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

Cookbook

My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.

Pastor

One day a local pastor was visiting the home of some parishioners who had a teenage son. The parents were worried about what career their son would choose, so the pastor said he had a simple test that could predict what would become of him.

He would put three objects on a table and let the young man choose whichever one he wanted to have: a Bible, a wallet, and a bottle of scotch. If the boy chose the Bible, he would probably become a priest; if he chose the wallet, he'd be a banker; and if he chose the bottle, he'd become a worthless bum.

So the parents called their son into the room, and the pastor told him he could have whichever object he wished. When the boy promptly picked up all three, the pastor cried out, "Heaven forbid! He's going to be a Jesuit!"

Idiot

Dogs say woof.

Cows say moo.

Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"

Book

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

People

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

Gram

Teacher: How much is a gram?

Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.

Kidnapping

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

Magazine

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

Child

What are the three worst years of a black child's life?

First grade!