Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them
What does a Mag and a Clip have incommon...... They are both good at School
I asked my Dad the other day.."At what age is it ok to have sex with girls?"He replied "When they leave school son, they are legal" Apparently 3.15pm is not what he meant.
Q: why are school shooting jokes funny
A: because their intended for a young audience.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off, I didn't know back to school sales were already starting
"Where do young trees go to learn?" "Elementree school."
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his masters degree
Like if u like school (i mean if you don't)
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
Can you show me what rape is
One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
Kms
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
I don’t Mexicans have sex education and drivers education on the same day. Because the donkey get tired
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said ‘ a smile’
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school
Going to school is mandatory in this country
Can you guess my plan?
Today my biology teacher asked meh what's commonly found in a cell .................. And apparently black people isn't the right answer
You know that at Walmart they have backpacks next to the guns? Well I thought that it was nice to see the bags next to the school supplies.
I joined a emo class today the first lession I learnt was slice and dice and let it flow.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
