Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
