If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Education Jokes
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Grandpa said, "No phone near the table," so I said, "You're not allowed near the school."
Why don't teachers give orphans homework? Because they can't go home...
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Joe Biden said he was going to a petting zoo.
Trump said schools are not petting zoos.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
