Education jokes
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome who graduated high school?
Impossible!
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
The exam is knocking at my door... so I ran away from the window.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
Why did the kid with Down syndrome get expelled?
He was always tardy.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
York High School is the best school ever!
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.