Education jokes

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)

One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"

Teacher: Take a seat, class.

Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.

You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.

Why did the M&M go to school?

It wanted to be a Smartie.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!

Lawrence in maths ;)

Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.

Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.

What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?

Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"

Year 10 English.

Teacher: What’s 2+2?

Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh

Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.

Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?

So they can reach the top of the desk.

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.

"Don't sneeze!"

Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.

Also,

"It dangles and swung!"

Language art quizzes are the best.

The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.

Father: Son, you can do butter!

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.

Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?

Teacher: What?

Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.