What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? -- "Mumbai!"
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
