Education jokes
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Lawrence in maths ;)
Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.
Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
Year 10 English.
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
I got rejected from art school today, so yeah.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!