the earth used to be flat
till they buried yo mama
If a fly loses its wings is it now a walk wait a minute I found out a mind blower so the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun doesn't that mean all country's are the called the 3rd country of 🌎 if I get 10 likes I'll do one mind blowing facts daily
If the sun is 9n space, then why is there light on earth, but not in space?
if earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country us a 3rd world country?
adam and eve had 3 male children, the only children on earth, how did they reproduce?
Yk the earth was flat till they buried your mama
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Joe mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth
A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?" Her mother smiled and replied: Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy tool the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so hight that we fucked without a condom!
God: i feel like i'm forgetting something....... oh no Earth *sees it on fire* oh it's fine People of Earth: *running and screaming* Santen: *to God* realy
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth dissappear.
Your mum is so fat when she died the earth was flat😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so fat she went to the moon without leaving earth
Your mama so fat when she grew an inch she pushed the earth down.
why is the world split in half because fat people are weighing the earth dow
Jesus and Moses come back to earth. Moses says, let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before. So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before. Jesus quips, close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last. So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him, Moses says, hey it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before.
dudeeeeeee if there is a watermelon shouldent there me a earthmelon airmelon and a firemelon the elemelons
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear. “I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?” “From my father.” said Johnny. “Well, he should be ashamed of himself. And it’s no reason for you to talk like that. You don’t even know what it means.” “I do.” said Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”
yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks
lmao
what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball
