Earth jokes
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When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
What happens to the crow in the earthquake?
It turned into a milkshake. 🤔😂
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth!
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
What's the fastest thing on earth?
An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."