ur hairline is so close to earth, 100 million lightyears away
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there she made the whole earth go back to the ice age
POV: Wine Taster in hell
I was, sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. this silhouette begins to speak, "you have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. how do you plead?" the man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit. "guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like I will take any punishment you deem fit." very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request." out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. the boy says "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." the boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, Taste like chicken."
Earth is fun and worstbmaa
When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
What happens to the crow in the earth puake ? It turned into a milkshake 🤔😂😂
The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class 😬
Yo hairline so far back, it oversaw the creation of the earth
Yo mama so fat
She is the reason why people think that the earth is flat
What's the fastest thing on earth? An Ethiopian with a McDonald's Voucher.
Obi wan be like to earth maul lightsabers are blue lightsabers are red I cut you in half why the fuck aren’t you dead
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
Jo mama so fat that when aliens envaded earth they said wow two in one
i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
*In thick Russian accent Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid urkrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth? Ground beef
