You may not like me but you still look up to me
Dwarf Jokes
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs
I use to look up to my mom but I am 12 I now I look down
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?
I dont know, you tell me.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
kid: why is Pluto a dwarf planet? kid 2: Why? kid: cause its as short as your dick
My friend”hey i see dwarf me” where friend” in front of me
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
Saw a dwarf and said “He costs 2 elixir”
He called the cops
how is the weather down there?
Why don’t dwarfs have cars?: Because they can’t get in the door
Yo mama so fat she fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star
my sister wani is a dwarf so i seat on her as a chair
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?
Because every little helps