my sister wani is a dwarf so i seat on her as a chair
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?
Because every little helps
why do dwarfs love penis it tickles there insides
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Knock knock Who’s there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate… Some nights I’m a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling “HAPPY”. Happy got out now they are fucking “GRUMPY”
What’s worse than waking up and finding a “Penis” drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was “Traced”
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn’t go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
I hate writing dwarf jokes but I Normally keep them short
Wot do u call dwarf the fell in to a cement mixer
A wee hard man
What do you call a gay dwarf? Coming out of the cupboard.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer…gay
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run Because the grass tickles their balls
I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out “So, I’m guessing you’re not happy?”.
when dwarfs get high do they just get medium?