Dwarf Jokes

andrewgrayson

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

Jump

Anonymous

I had a friend who was a dwarf….. he committed suicide……..he jumped of a curb

moonWALKer

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Donkey Laugh

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run.....

-Because the grass tickles their balls

Zaza

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short 😁😁😁😁

Ball

Anonymous

what did cinderella do when she got to the ball she gaged

𝔇𝔞𝔤𝔤𝔢𝔯

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

big daddy

why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.

LOL

in Ball

why do dwarfs laugh when they run the grass tickles their balls!

kong china

what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.

Anonymous

You may not like me but you still look up to me

Anonymous

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.

booty hole

bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs

Anonymous

I use to look up to my mom but I am 12 I now I look down

BigIrishDude

This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

Funny

Anonymous

What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?

A midget spinner.

Japanese

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?

I dont know, you tell me.

Difference

Anonymous

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.

Planet

Anonymous

kid: why is Pluto a dwarf planet? kid 2: Why? kid: cause its as short as your dick