Dwarf Jokes

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

I had a friend who was a dwarf….. he committed suicide……..he jumped of a curb

What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run.....

-Because the grass tickles their balls

Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short 😁😁😁😁

what did cinderella do when she got to the ball she gaged

Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.

why do dwarfs laugh when they run the grass tickles their balls!

what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.

You may not like me but you still look up to me

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.

bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs

I use to look up to my mom but I am 12 I now I look down

This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?

A midget spinner.

Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?

I dont know, you tell me.

What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?

Very little.

kid: why is Pluto a dwarf planet? kid 2: Why? kid: cause its as short as your dick