Does a migit count as a orphan?
I had a friend who was a dwarf..... he committed suicide........he jumped of a curb
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves? Because they always short 😁😁😁😁
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
why cant dwafs go to space because nasa is not sending monkes into space anymore.
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
You may not like me but you still look up to me
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs
I use to look up to my mom but I am 12 I now I look down
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?
I dont know, you tell me.
kid: why is Pluto a dwarf planet? kid 2: Why? kid: cause its as short as your dick
My friend”hey i see dwarf me” where friend” in front of me
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
Saw a dwarf and said "He costs 2 elixir"
He called the cops
how is the weather down there?
You raise me up to stand on mountains said the drawf pornstar on my penis
Why don't dwarfs have cars?: Because they can’t get in the door
