andrewgrayson
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
I had a friend who was a dwarf….. he committed suicide……..he jumped of a curb
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run.....
-Because the grass tickles their balls
what did cinderella do when she got to the ball she gaged
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off”. In the end I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
what did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? da fok yu sai tu meee.
You may not like me but you still look up to me
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.
bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs
I use to look up to my mom but I am 12 I now I look down
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?
I dont know, you tell me.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
kid: why is Pluto a dwarf planet? kid 2: Why? kid: cause its as short as your dick