Stature jokes

Midget

How do you piss off a midget?

Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.

Height

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

Midget

Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?

A. They always seem to punch down.

Relationship

The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?