Stature jokes
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Like if you're short.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.