Stature jokes
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Like if you're short.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
I don't ignore dwarfs, I just overlook them.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!