Stature jokes
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
Like if you're short.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck dick.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.