Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Stature Jokes
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Like if you're short.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.