Stature jokes
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
I don't ignore dwarfs, I just overlook them.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Like if you're short.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
I'm Tall.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.