Stature jokes
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Like if you're short.
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
I don't ignore dwarfs, I just overlook them.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
Q. Why aren't midget jokes funny?
A. They always seem to punch down.
I'm Tall.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
You're so tall you can go see God, but you're so tall your balls got small.
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.