Man 1:Dude viagra is for pussys real men don’t need viagra Man 2: I thought viagra was for dicks
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."
Scp 1540 transforms in-front of a d-class: D-class: who dude you’re a wolf! Scp 1540: a am a were
Bruh , the cops just arrested a black dude ...
Well nvm , they shot him ded .
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called 'serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude come on you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Elmo- welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia
dude- why are we close to Disneyland.
kid- I don't know. Elmo- rule 1 you must not tell the afforests or Bob Iger about us.
meanwhile Officer- come on Elmo you're going to prison. *Officer arrests Elmo* Elmo- But who wants Tickels.
A friend called me a while back say "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing". I reply saying " Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes".
What did the neutron say to the atom? Sndwichis dude!!!!
Me: Yo, dude! yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV I missed three episodes! My friends mom: why you bully me?
Bro i saw two dudes kissing LOL but not regular kissing
Hey dude can you speel ihop. Sure man. I H O P. Wait you ate my pee!!!
