Dude jokes
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
Me: Kills the boss and takes his loot.
Everyone else in the office: 😱
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why’s BBC called BBC?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger every time he says n-
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.