Bro i saw two dudes kissing LOL but not regular kissing
Hey dude can you speel ihop. Sure man. I H O P. Wait you ate my pee!!!
this black dude goes up to an indian guy and say "what up brotha" the indian guy gets offended and says we are not the same, the black guy then pulls out a gun, and the indian guy says ok brother ok brother we are the same we are the same, do the voice in your head
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop, it went a little bit like this:
Me; dude, leave her alone. Him; beat it b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me; ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis Him; *walks away*
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin? Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Ugly face dude: hi kiddo
Kid: hi kid: leaves
Kid turns back and says: wait a minute who are u?
dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
Dude people gotta stop letting 9 11 jokes fly around like bro ur gonna my my brain explode
I killed a Homeless dude now she's at funeral HOME😭💔
Ur hairline is back people say look at this dude
DUDE all Hitler ask for was a glass of juice, but every one misheard him.
mase looks like a fat gay dude
I was beefin wit a dude and a wheel chair so I took his wheel chair and threw it across the street and told him walk it off u will be fine
A woman was sitting alone at a bar and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sadly. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time she burst open her bedroom door and she said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand and a 12 inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants and came on your curtains. It's been fun!
Dude 9/11 jokes always bombs
what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head
She’s got 20 dudes in her DM’s telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Your forehead is bog god said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big
dude missisipi got a better kd ratio than you
“Dude come here and see a rabbit!”
“Ok!”
“Are u ok man?”
“Yeah I’m fine”
“Dude pull your pants back up!
